You'll Always Have Shame is a song sung by The Shame Wizard in the episode "The Shane Lizard Rises".
Lyrics[]
Shame Wizard: Big flappy bottoms and weird saggy tits.
Eczema, scaly and dry.
Lola: Lopsided labia.
Missy: Gross, oozing, zits.
Nick: The minuscule dick of a fly.
Jessi: The legs of a lumberjack.
Andrew: Monstrous pubes.
Shame Wizard: Defects too vile for a name.
They're all twinkling stars in the heavenly body of shame!
Patient #1: Stuff me with implants and chop off my nose.
Patient #2: Carve out the sag 'round my eyes.
Patient #3: Stitch me and plug me where hair never grows.
Patient #4: Suck out my tummy and thighs.
Shame Wizard: A life of self-loathing for every soul,
Impervious to fortune and fame!
Though no one will suffer alone,
Chodeker: They'll always have shame!
Matthew: Oh, what to do, when you want to be true,
But your mind has a mind of its own?
Doctors/Patients: Your filthy addiction's
A lifelong affliction.
You're surely to die all alone.
We'll all die alone.
Shame Wizard: You fatties and scabbies. You pimpled and pale.
Come join in my torturous game,
And a lifetime of sad self-rejection,
Imperfectly chasing perfection,
Ever lonely but never alone,
You'll always have shame!