Who Needs a Boy? is a musical number that appears in the episode My Furry Valentine. It is sung by Jessi and Matthew, with a cameo by Connie and Maurice.
Lyrics[]
MATTHEW
Some boys will bring your flowers
Some will even serenade
JESSI
But you and me will while away the hours
Just a-dishin' and a-throwin' shade
JESSI/MATTHEW
Forever side by side
Through snark and snide
I'm stuck to you like glue
MATTHEW
So, honey, who needs
Who needs a boy when I got you?
JESSI/MATTHEW
And I never expect you to hold me tight
And lock me in your loving gaze
But I know I'll have a shoulder to cry on
MATTHEW
That is, if I were inclined to such pathetic displays
JESSI/MATTHEW
Guys may come and guys may go
And we'll size 'em up in half a glance
CONNIE
Say, Maury, these kids got some chemistry
MAURY
Nope, she'll never get into his pants
[spoken] Sorry.
JESSI/MATTHEW
Maybe someday, we'll find true love
And drift apart like friends will do
MATTHEW
But 'till then
JESSI
Who needs a boy
MATTHEW
Some moron that soon will annoy
I ask ya
JESSI/MATTHEW
Who needs a boy
When I got you?