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Who Needs a Boy? is a musical number that appears in the episode My Furry Valentine. It is sung by Jessi and Matthew, with a cameo by Connie and Maurice.

Lyrics

MATTHEW
Some boys will bring your flowers
Some will even serenade

JESSI
But you and me will while away the hours
Just a-dishin' and a-throwin' shade

JESSI/MATTHEW
Forever side by side
Through snark and snide
I'm stuck to you like glue

MATTHEW
So, honey, who needs
Who needs a boy when I got you?

JESSI/MATTHEW
And I never expect you to hold me tight
And lock me in your loving gaze
But I know I'll have a shoulder to cry on

MATTHEW
That is, if I were inclined to such pathetic displays

JESSI/MATTHEW
guys may come and guys may go
And we'll size 'em up in half a glance

CONNIE
Say, Maury, these kids got some chemistry

MAURY
Nope, she'll never get into his pants
[spoken] Sorry.

JESSI/MATTHEW
Maybe someday, we'll find true love
And drift apart like friends will do

MATTHEW
But 'till then

JESSI
Who needs a boy

MATTHEW
Some moron that soon will annoy
I ask ya

JESSI/MATTHEW
Who needs a boy
When I got you?

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