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Valentine's Day is the first song in the episode My Furry Valentine.

Big Mouth My Furry Valentine Sing-Along Netflix

Big Mouth My Furry Valentine Sing-Along Netflix

Lyrics

DIANE
It's a day of hugs and snuggles

ELLIOT
A time to spread your loving seeds

NICK
It's a rolling, growing pink snowball
Of stress that no one needs

ANDREW
It's unhealthy expectations

DEVON
An opportunity to impress

JESSI
It's a yearly grim reminder
That your life's a fucked-up mess

MISSY
It's a dark and lurid history
Of deviant Pagan kicks

MARTY
It's outrageously expensive
Just stay home and watch the Knicks

MATTHEW
It's a big fat middle finger
To those who are all alone

JAY
Whether sick or tired or uninspired
You still gotta bring the bone

JESSI/CONNIE
It's a clusterfuck of passions
An emotional tour de force

MATTHEW/MAURY
It's a cuddly little Cupid

MAURY
With the cock of a full-grown horse

ALL
Valentine, St. Valentine
I gotta make it through your day
Of candy hearts and chocolate sharts
and every bullshit love cliché
The hard-ons and the heartaches
The pressure, pain, and fear
Valentine's Day
Got to survive you another year

NICK (ANDREW)
What does having a girl hormone monster mean? (I just can't take it)

JAY
How long can I be a fuck machine?

ANDREW (MATTHEW)
I'll be cool, and she'll be drooling (Why is there never anyone for me?)

ANDREW/MARTY
But then what if the Knicks aren't on TV?

ALL
Valentine, St. Valentine
Your day is fuckin' asinine
But I swear by God
I'm gonna make it through!

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