Chorus: What's it like to be gay?
Freddie Mercury: When you're gay. Everyday is a nonstop cabaret.
You've got style and flare, you're loved everywhere,
'Cept for North Carolina!
Bears and Queens, Catholic tweens
The world's your buff buffet
Come and join in the fun, say hello to tight buns
and goodbye vaginas
Be gay, totally gay
Be a bright and shining rainbow
Yes you'll find your new identity in the LGBT community
Andrew: I'm gay!
I'm a fabulous, flouncing loud and proud cliché on display
And I've found my calling, today
It's a flaming hot pink letter day
and I'm not the boy I used to be
I'm here, I'm queer
Get used to me
Chorus: He's absolutely, undeniably gay.
- This song was reprised in its debut episode's credits.