The Spectrum of Sexuality is a song sung in "Cellsea". It is sung by Gordie, Ghost of Duke Ellington, Whitney, Prince, David and Freddie.
The Spectrum of Sexuality A 'Big Mouth' Song by Gordie - Netflix
Lyrics[]
Gordie
The modern world's
A sexual cornucopia
We take comfort knowing
If we're this or that
No longer simply straight or gay
There's a mind-boggling array
And we all are searching for
A home to hang our boner's hat
Let's begin with the
Simple androsexual
That's an any-gendered
Person who fucks men
But if there's a part-time dickin'
And also ladies you'll be sticking
Then you could be bi or cisgen-MSM
Now should you require romance
To get you into no pants
Then a demisexual is what you'd be
And the omnisexual or pan
Will bed all genders, understand?
While polysexuals don't fuck
All just two or three
Yes, siree on the spectrum
Of sexuality
Duke (spoken)
So, you're telling me there's
A category for everybody?
I don't believe it.
Gordie (spoken)
Oh, yeah? Try me.
Prince
I sashayed like a nancy
Boy to make the ladies shriek
Gordie
A gender-normative gynophile
With a homophobic streak
David
I was a femme androgenoid
From a distant outer space
Gordie
A polysexual gender
Non-conformist textbook case
Whitney
I died from drugs and heartbreak
Forced to hide my same-sex love
Duke
I fucked ladies who
Fucked ladies who fucked me
Gordie
Hm. A classic closeted
Bisexual and a philandering
Cisgen male
There's a name for anything
You care to be, don't you see?
On the spectrum of sexuality
Freddie
Some prefer to be alone
When they get naughty
They're only turned on
By the sight of their own body
Gordie
Well, it's logical as it's lexical
They're simply autosexual
Like, oh, so many more
From sea to sea
Whatever horny predilection
Makes you wet or prompts erection
It's all there, on the spectrum
Everyone
Of sexuality