Changes: Shame

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Shame is a song sung by the Shame Wizard in the episode Dark Side of the Boob.

Lyrics

Tell me how do you think humankind would look,
Unrepentant of their every lurid sin
Running carefree as you please, tits and willies to the breeze
Indulging every hedonistic whim
Would you be happier? Maybe yes
But heavens, what a mess as you lie, cheat, scam and screw
That's why I'm here to steer you right
And to shine a naked light on all the horrid things you do
And fill you with shame
Making life just a little bit lame
A healthy dose of sweet self loathing shame
This one is embarrassed that his balls have yet to drop
And this one is a skeevy little perv
This one's going batty 'cause she split up mom and daddy
And it's a punishment she's certain she deserves
Let's see, this one's a bed-wetter
And that one's a dry humper
And this one is a lonely little queer
Oh, I hate to be a bummer
But, my dear, I've got your number
And I'll whisper it forever in your ear
Bringing the shame
Shame, you've got no one but yourself to blame
You thought no one was watching
But I'm right here in your brain
So if you start to burn too hot
I'll douse your filthy flame
Yeah, I'll come rushing in
Like a harsh judgmental friend
To twist you from within with glorious shame.

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 ==Lyrics==
 <poem>
-Tell me how do you think Humankind would look
+Tell me how do you think humankind would look,
-Unrepentant of their every lurid sin Running carefree as you please
+Unrepentant of their every lurid sin
-Tits and willies to the breeze Indulging every hedonistic whim Would you be happier?
+Running carefree as you please, tits and willies to the breeze
+Indulging every hedonistic whim
-Maybe yes But heavens what a mess As you lie, cheat, scam and screw
+Would you be happier? Maybe yes
-That's why I'm here To steer you right
+But heavens, what a mess as you lie, cheat, scam and screw
-And to shine a naked light On all the horrid things you do
+That's why I'm here to steer you right
-And fill you with shame Making life just a little bit lame
+And to shine a naked light on all the horrid things you do
-A healthy dose of sweet self loathing Shame
+And fill you with shame
-This one is embarrassed That his balls have yet to drop
+Making life just a little bit lame
-And this one is a skeevy little perv
+A healthy dose of sweet self loathing shame
-This one's going batty
+[[Nick Birch|This one]] is embarrassed that his balls have yet to drop
-'Cause she split up mom and daddy
+And [[Andrew Glouberman|this one]] is a skeevy little perv
-And it's a punishment
+[[Jessi Glaser|This one]]'s going batty 'cause she split up [[Shannon Glaser|mom]] and [[Greg Glaser|daddy]]
-She's certain she deserves
+And it's a punishment she's certain she deserves
 Let's see, this one's a bed-wetter
-And that one's a dry humper And this one is a lonely little queer
+And [[Missy Foreman-Greenwald|that one]]'s a dry humper
+And [[Matthew|this one]] is a lonely little queer
 Oh, I hate to be a bummer
 But, my dear, I've got your number
-And I'll whisper it forever In your ear
+And I'll whisper it forever in your ear
 Bringing the shame
-Shame You've got no one
+Shame, you've got no one but yourself to blame
-But yourself to blame
 You thought no one was watching
 But I'm right here in your brain
 So if you start to burn too hot
-I'll douse your filthy flame Yeah,
+I'll douse your filthy flame
-I'll come rushing in Like a harsh judgmental friend To twist you from within
+Yeah, I'll come rushing in
+Like a harsh judgmental friend
-With glorious shame.</poem>
+To twist you from within with glorious shame.</poem>
 [[Category:Songs]]
 [[Category:Season 2 songs]]