Sexy Red Bra is a song sung by Connie as Jessi sports her new bra in front of her classmates. It is performed in the classical flamenco style.
Lyrics[]
You throw open the door to adventures like you've never known.
You'll feel your confidence, courage and cup size magically grow.
It will make mountains of your hills.
And grant you a life of endless thrills.
And set passions aflame down the depths of your womanly soul.
Sexy Red Bra! Sexy Red Bra!
It will transform you into an object of envy and awe!
Sexy Red Bra! Sexy Red Bra!
It will lift up your life my dear, but beware of the fall.
It will make kings into fools, make emperors grovel and groan
Till the end messes and flat-chested lasses distone
It will embue and not be mips
With a power to launch a thousand ships
You'll be what girl wants to be and every boy wants to boom
Sexy red bra, sexy red bra
Let them lust for your silky hot bust till they rub themselves all
Sexy red bra, sexy red bra
Strap it unto your life, my dear, and you'll have it all