Rice Purity Test is the fourth episode of Season 6 of Big Mouth. It is the fifty-fifth episode, overall.
Plot[]
Maury's pregnancy is advancing to the point where he needs to constantly use the restroom, and he guilts Matthew into helping him and Rick throw a baby shower for him, but without inviting Connie, who has not wanted to be a parent. While everyone is sitting bored at a dodgeball game in PE class, Bernie sends Andrew the "Rice Purity test": an online quiz with 100 "naughty" things to check off what one has done, from kissing in public to smoking crack cocaine, with a lower score meaning higher depravity. The test goes viral amongst the students: Devin gets a 74, Jessi and Lola get 71; Andrew gloats about his score of 61. Elijah gets 98 while Missy gets an 82 and tries to seduce an oblivious Elijah. Jay gets a 3, to everyone's shock, while Nick is embarrassed by his score of 92. Rick lets slip that Connie is not invited to the baby shower and she storms off upset. Andrew shares his score with Bernie, who reveals she got a 61 and reveals in flashback some of her antics, to Andrew's discomfort and an argument erupts over the double standard applied by his choice of words. Maury dismisses it while Flanny points out to Andrew that he sounded like his father. Shannon picks up Jessi after school and reveals that she is moving back to Bridgeton and bought a condo. To Jessi's displeasure, the condo is right next door to Lola's. After school, Nick admits to Jay about his 92 score, and Jay offers to help him while also lowering his own score to zero: climbing to the top of a water tower to have sex to join the 'mile high club"; doing hard drugs; and masturbating each other to commit an act of incest, since Jay views Nick as a "brother." Missy further tries to entice Elijah in a classroom, but he remains terrified of her advances. Marty picks Andrew up from school, and makes him run into their temple to get Barbara, who is in the middle of a Haddasah meeting. Andrew is acting more and more like Marty, and when asked to sit and explain, his talk of how his girlfriend should only have done those things with him angers the women in the meeting, who point out that Bernie is not property. After a flashback montage of his mother's sexual history, Andrew apologizes. Marty bursts in to get Barbara to leave but she and the other women say no and kick him out. Elijah tries to explain how it will never work between him and Missy, as it's not his faith but him, and they both agree to take it slow. At the water tower, Jay gives Nick an anti-worm suppository for dogs, and ultimately Nick is unable to participate in the mutual act, feeling fine with being a 92. At Shannon's new condo, Jessi can see Lola's unhappy life from the other building, and feels guilty about how lucky she has been to have a mother who is there for her. Jessi invites Lola (her "whore sister" as Lola kept insisting due to their scores) over to help unpack, and Connie realizes maybe she should grow up, and leaves for Maury's baby shower. Andrew calls Bernie again, and apologizes for how he treated her, and the two make up. At Maury's baby shower, Maury laments how alone he will be in raising the baby, when Connie arrives. As everyone celebrates, Maury's water breaks, and he births the baby Hormone Monster out of his anus. He names the monster "Montel."
In the mid-credits scene, it shows an adult Nick Birch meeting the adult Jay at the same water tower.
Major Roles[]
- Andrew Goldberg
- Barbara Glouberman
- Bernie Sanders
- Connie
- Elijah
- Flanny O'Lympic
- Jay Bilzerian
- Jessi Glaser
- Lola Skumpy
- Maury
- Marty Glouberman
- Marty's Lovebug
- Matthew MacDell
- Missy Foreman-Greenwald
- Mona
- Rice Purity Test
- Rick
- Shannon Glaser
Minor Roles[]
- Ali
- Caleb
- Coach Steve
- Devin LeSeven
- DeVon
- Future Jay
- Future Nick
- Gil
- Gina
- Go-Gurt Burglar
- Jesus
- Joe
- Joe Walsh
- Lionel St. Swithens
- Lump
- Mila Jansen
- Montel
- Shannon Glaser
- Simon Sex
- Sylvester Stallone
- Tyler Pico
- Brad (flashback)
- Gustavo (flashback)
- Pam (flashback)
- Scorpion (flashback)
- Suzette (flashback)
- Towa Tei (flashback)
Songs[]
Trivia[]
- This is Jak Knight's final Performance as DeVon.