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Mila Jansen is the twin sister of Lotte Jansen. She and her sister are two pretty Dutch girls from The Netherlands, who are known for their rich and sexually progressive culture. Mila is distinguishable from Lotte only by her dress, which is blue, while Lotte's is green (later red). Mila and Lotte are both voiced by Nick Kroll and they made their first appearances in "Smooch or Share".
Biography[]
In "Smooch or Share", Mila and Lotte make their first appearances, having just recently transferred to Bridgeton Middle School. When Nick invents the game "Smooch or Share", he is quick to invite them to join, for the sole purpose of kissing them. Mila offers her new friends some salty licorice. She also explains that back in The Netherlands, they had their own version of smooch or scare, which is played with a wheel of gouda cheese. There is no way of telling who it lands on but it's not important because the point of the game is for everybody to kiss everybody and later get a slice of cheese. This is a game that students played in kindergarten.
In the middle of the game, Mila makes out with Andrew and compares it to kissing her uncle. Maurice was happy for Andrew and says that the two girls both smelled like herring and dark bread. When Andrew told Nick that he couldn't jerk off if he paid him to, Mila said that there was nothing wrong with paying a young boy to jerk off.
Mila and Lotte were both surprised by the fact that other people could see The Shame Wizard, as they had previously assumed that they were the only ones who could see him. Mila also adds that in The Netherlands, they called him "Father Shame".
In "Girls Are Angry Too", Mila and Lotte were part of the Slut Walk.
In "Rankings", Mila and Lotte were both #2 on Nick's list. However, when all of the collective rankings of the boys were gathered together, Lotte ranked higher than Mila by popular opinion. Mila managed to move up on the list by getting a new Uma Thurman hairstyle, which made Lotte so jealous that she copied her hairstyle and moved herself up the list too. At Devin and DeVon's wedding, Mila and Lotte stopped fighting and forgave each other and they danced together, talking about how much they would love to eat the flesh of the other people here. Then they shared a kiss on the lips.
In "Disclosure the Movie: The Musical!", Mila and Lotte were actors in Disclosure (The Musical).
In "Super Mouth", Mila and Lotte both gained the same superpower, this being the ability to fly.
In "Cafeteria Girls", Mila and Lotte got beautiful new hairstyles, when entering 8th grade and also got into a polyamorous relationship with Lump Humpman. They started gnawing on Lump's ears and licking his arms, claiming they were going to chop this kid up, cook him, and eat him later but Lump was too aroused to notice that these girls planned to cannibalize his corpse.
In "A Very Special 9/11 Episode", Mila and Lotte went to the 9/11 memorial museum and claimed that 9/11 was such a loss because so many perfectly good human bodies were destroyed, when they could have been eaten. Mila and Lotte then broke the fourth wall to taunt the audience, telling them that it must be horrible for them, knowing that they're powerless to warn their favorite characters of the cannibals among them, who were planning on eating them.
In "Nick Starr", Future Mila and Lotte were seen attending Missy's funeral in a dystopian future.
In "Four Stories About Hand Stuff", Mila and Lotte were in the girl's locker room, when the girls were talking about how guys should treat them with more respect in relationships but neither of them had any dialogue.
In "No Nut November", Mila and Lotte were in class at the beginning of the episode. At the end of the episode, they were seen masturbating in their Lucy and Ricky beds.
In "The Shane Lizard Rises", Mila and Lotte rioted and raven in the girls' locker room about how big The Gogurt Burglar's dick was and how much they admired how sexually appealing it was.
In "A Very Big Mouth Christmas", Mila and Lotte get their own story in the anthology called "Vader Johan". In it, they tell Jay, Matthew, and Missy the story of Vader Johan, who is their country's version of Santa Claus.
In "Re-New Year's Eve", Mila and Lotte partied at Devin and DeVon's New Year's celebration.
Episode Appearances[]
- Smooch or Share
- Girls Are Angry Too (Cameo)
- Rankings
- Disclosure the Movie: The Musical!
- Super Mouth
- Cafeteria Girls
- A Very Special 9/11 Episode
- Nick Starr (Future Self; Non-Speaking Cameo)
- Four Stories About Hand Stuff (Non-Speaking Cameo)
- No Nut November (Non-Speaking Cameo)
- The Shane Lizard Rises
- A Very Big Mouth Christmas
- Re-New Year's Eve (Non-Speaking Cameo)
Trivia[]
- As of "Rankings", she wears a short black wig to differentiate herself from her sister, only for Lotte to copy her.
- She and Lotte are cannibals, as they plan to feast on their classmates at Devin and DeVon's wedding.
- They may also be into incest since they kissed each other on the mouth while dancing at the wedding reception.