Michelangelo's Penis is the penis of Michelangelo. He is a hilarious talking penis who has a Long Island accent. He appeared in "Four Stories About Hand Stuff".
Biography[]
In "Four Stories About Hand Stuff", Michelangelo pressured Jessi into giving him a handjob, even though it was against her wishes. When he took out his dick, he started talking to Jessi in a hilarious, friendly, and welcoming Long Island accent. Jessi quite enjoyed this dick and started chatting it up with him. Michelangelo's penis asked her to push him down and bounce him, which she did, making them both laugh. Eventually, Michelangelo got mad that Jessi was laughing at his penis and asked what was so funny. Jessi just told him nicely that she thinks his penis is funny, which deeply offended him and made him feel like less of a man. Triggered, Michelangelo zipped up his fly, broke up with Jessi, and went to the bathroom to jerk himself off, using his own penis as a muse.
Trivia[]
- Despite his owner having a British accent, Michelangelo's penis talks with a Long Island accent. Though this might imply that Michelangelo's accent is fake.