Michelangelo

“	You know how to vape, right? You just put your lips together and suck.	”
	—Michelangelo in A Very Special 9/11 Episode

Michelangelo is an attractive young street artist who Jessi dated until he dumped her for laughing at his penis. He first appeared in "Cafeteria Girls". He is voiced by Sterling K. Brown.

Biography[]

In "Cafeteria Girls", Michelangelo was at a donut shop, drawing pictures and he caught Jessi skipping school but he was totally cool with it as he was skipping school too. Jessi and Michelangelo really hit it off and started dating.

In "A Very Special 9/11 Episode", Michelangelo and Jessi skipped school again to go see Jessi's friends at her old school at the 9/11 Memorial Museum. While there, the two made out on the fountain and Michelangelo introduced Jessi to vaping. Michelangelo also got inspiration to make a bunch of street art, which made weird symbolic political statements. Andrew liked Michelangelo for his artwork and felt honored to be the muse of one of his drawings, even though he was depicted as a crap-eating sheep and then he gave him his number in case we wanted to make more pictures of him. Meanwhile, Nick disliked Michelangelo and argued with Jessi regarding her relationship with him, noting her change of behaviour while in the relationship.

In "Nick Starr", Future Nick met up with Future Jessi in the year 2052 and they had apparently not spoken since the aforementioned incident in "A Very Special 9/11 Episode". Jessi said that she and Michelangelo broke up because he messed her up in the romance department, foreshadowing the events of his next appearance in "Four Stories About Hand Stuff".

In "Four Stories About Hand Stuff", Jessi went to Michelangelo's house to make out. Michelangelo then came down with epididymal hypertension (colloquially known as blue balls), and asked Jessi to give him a handjob, which she told him she would do but could not do immediately. Jessi left anyway but as she did, Tito and The Depression Kitty made her feel worried for Michelangelo's well being and guilty for turning him down. Jessi decided to go back and give him the handjob he asked for. Michelangelo took out his penis and Jessi laughed at how funny it was, which insulted Michelangelo's masculinity and angered him. He subsequently broke up with her.

In "What Are You Gonna Do?," Connie encouraged Jessi to send a long text to Michelangelo that she'd been drafting in her notes for days now.

In "I Fucking Hate You," Michelangelo appeared in the "Hate, Hate, Hate" music video, spray painting a mural. Nick hit him with his skateboard. Additionally in the song Nick mentioned his dislike for "arty-farty posers", probably referring to Michelangelo. He also later appears when Jessi is thinking about all the people who hate her.

Episode Appearances[]

Appearance[]

Michelangelo has a darker brown high curly bun held with a green hair-tie, dark olive green eyes, and medium brown skin. He usually is seen wearing denim clothing of some kind (excluding shoes). He also has earrings in the shape of a trebel clef and brown bracelets and or hair-ties on his wrists.

Trivia[]

Despite being named after the famous artist Michelangelo, in "A Very Special 9/11 Episode," he did not seem to demonstrate a good understanding of who Michelangelo was, confusing him with Leonardo da Vinci and saying that he painted the Mona Lisa.
It's possible that Michaelangelo's British accent is fake due to his penis having a Long Island accent and his actor being American.