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—Lola Skumpy in Everybody Bleeds
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Lola Ugfuglio Skumpy is a major recurring character. She is an annoying girl who likes to bully other girls, along with her best friend Devin. Little does she know, Devin is not a real friend, as she makes fun of her all the time in ways that she's too stupid to understand. She is frequently seen hanging out with Devin. During the start of Season 4, she got involved in a fight with Jay Bilzerian, to the point where they dated for majority of the season, only to be dumped in the end. She is voiced by Nick Kroll.
Biography[]
Lola made her first appearance in "Ejaculation", where she and Devin had a brief cameo at the dance. Jay blew a bunch of fire at them and nearly burned them alive. Lola screamed at him that she was wearing a ton of hairspray, calling him a psycho.
In "Everybody Bleeds", Lola lovingly swooned over Mr. Lizer when he talked about how the Europeans stole the United States of America from the Native Americans. Lola called him dreamy and said that his history lessons were very deep.
At the end of "Am I Gay?", a preview for the next episode pictured Lola and Devin at the sleepover with Jessi and Missy.
In "Sleepover: A Harrowing Ordeal of Emotional Brutality", Lola, Devin, and Missy went to Jessi's house for a sleepover and we got to learn more about her. It was learned that Lola was a bit of a bully but only because she was following in the footsteps of Devin to look cool. We also got to see that Devin subtly took shots at Lola, proving that she didn't consider Lola a friend but more of a pawn that she could drag around with her.
In "Girls Are Horny Too", Lola was one of the many girls who got addicted to The Rock of Gibraltar, being aroused by its erotic material.
In "Requiem for a Wet Dream", Lola paired up with Devin for the science project and violently claimed her and threatened anyone else who tried to steal Devin from her, using a broken glass bottle as a weapon.
In "I Survived Jessi's Bat Mitzvah", Lola was at Jessi's bat mitzvah, where she found a cardboard cutout of Malala Yousafzai and decided that she hated her. In fact, she hated her so much, that she wanted to take the cardboard cutout home with her but it wasn't her property so an old lady got into a tug-of-war with her over it and kicked her in the pussy.
In "The Pornscape", Lola was on the field trip, where the school took a tour of the Police Station.
Appearance[]
Lola is a plus sized teenage girl with a warm toned complexion. She has long yellowish-blonde hair, which is curly in the back with short bangs in the front. She also has dark brown eyes, a big forehead and pink lips. Lola wears a purple open long-sleeved top with white frills and a matching purple skirt along with a hot pink shirt under the cardigan. She wears orange earrings and an orange necklace with her white knee-high socks and pink heels.
Personality[]
Lola is a loud girl, who some people hate. Lola is melodramatic, attention-seeking, boy-crazy, and quick to anger. Lola is quite egotistical and believes she's a lot better than she really is. People don't like going near her because of how crude and repulsive she is, so she doesn't have many friends, other than fake friends such as Devin, who secretly bully her and involuntary friends like Gina and Jessi, who only befriended her because they felt obligated to be with her out of pity. She is also shown to be very clingy towards those who get close to her, most likely out of loneliness. She can be very aggressive and violent, such as breaking Andrew's wrist when he broke up with her or threatening kids who wanted to be lab partners with Devin with a broken lab beaker.
Truthfully, Lola is a sad, lonely, sensitive girl with low self-esteem who just wants to be loved as she comes from an abusive home. Her mother has been blatantly proven on multiple occasions to verbally and emotionally abuse her, such as, telling her that she wishes she was more like her friend, Devin and even telling her to get out of the house, despite the fact that she lives there. Lola seems to be blissfully ignorant to this and assumes her mom is only joking, when she's actually being an outright horrible person to her. However, it is revealed in "I Fucking Hate You" that Lola is very much aware of her mother's selfish and uncaring nature. Her mother frequently abandons her and leaves her home alone without any adult supervision, even on Thanksgiving and Christmas.
Relationships[]
Friends[]
- Devin -
- Gina Alvarez -
- Jessi Glaser -
Enemies[]
Episode Appearances[]
- Ejaculation (Cameo)
- Everybody Bleeds
- Am I Gay? (Pictured)
- Sleepover: A Harrowing Ordeal of Emotional Brutality
- Girls Are Horny Too
- Requiem for a Wet Dream
- I Survived Jessi's Bat Mitzvah
- The Pornscape
- What Is It About Boobs?
- Steve the Virgin
- The Planned Parenthood Show
- Drug Buddies
- Guy Town
- Dark Side of the Boob
- Smooch or Share
- My Furry Valentine
- Girls Are Angry Too
- Cellsea
- Obsessed
- Rankings
- The ASSes
- Disclosure the Movie: The Musical!
- Super Mouth
- The New Me
- Poop Madness
- Cafeteria Girls
- A Very Special 9/11 Episode
- Nick Starr (Future Version)
- Four Stories About Hand Stuff
- The Funeral
- Horrority House
- What Are You Gonna Do?
- No Nut November
- The Shane Lizard Rises
- Lovebugs
- The Green-Eyed Monster
- Thanksgiving
- Best Friends Make the Best Lovers
- I Fucking Hate You
- A Very Big Mouth Christmas
- Sugarbush
- Re-New Year's Eve
- The Hookup House
- Twenty Two and You
- Vagina Shame
- Rice Purity Test
- Andrew's Gunna Touch Boob Tonight
- The Apple Brooch
- Dadda Dia!
- Asexual Healing
- F**ked Up Friday
Trivia[]
- Lola is one of the only three characters (along with Andrew and Missy) who does not have a sibling.
- Lola appears to be a latchkey kid, as she's been shown in her home for long periods of time, without either of her parents being present.
- In "What Is It About Boobs?", it was revealed that Lola was an anti-feminist when she called out Jessi for her comments about women being objectified for their bodies.
- It was also implied that she was a Trump supporter, given how she said "Magga", which could have been a reference to Trump's slogan, "M.A.G.A." (or "Make America Great Again").
- In "Disclosure the Movie: The Musical!", it was revealed that Lola's confirmation name was "Ugfuglio". Lola claims that her confirmation name is the name of "the patron saint of sausage and peppers".
- This shows that she is Catholic, and, given her age, she probably received the Sacrament of Confirmation recently.
- In The New Me, while holding Jay underwater, she says he will be the SECOND person she's drowned, meaning she has drowned a person in the past.
- In the first two seasons Lola has mentioned having a dad and a stepfather, while in later seasons she discusses how she does not know who her father is.
- Lola states in the fourth season that Jay would not be the first boy she drowned, implying she drowned a kid at the pool once.
- Lola killed a boy in kindergarten.
- She got her ears pierced at Home Depo because her lobs were too tough for the girl at the mall.