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Life Is a Fucked Up Mess is a song performed and danced to by the guests of Jessi's Bat Mitzvah. It is a reworded and rearranged variation of "The Electric (Slide)"

Lyrics

[Jessi]
Love doesn't last forever,
It will die and break your heart.

[Shannon]
And you can't have a sexual awakening,
Without tearing lives apart.

[Nick]
Take your mom for granted,
And you'll lose her in due time.

[Greg]
The only way to dull life's pain,
Is get stoned out of your mind!

[Everyone]
Whoo!
Life is a fucked up mess!
Life is a fucked up mess!
Life is a fucked up mess!
Oh, it's a shit show!

[Andrew]
Never share your feelings,
Or life will kick you in the face.

[Missy]
Sometimes everything moves so fast,
You throw up all over the place.

[Diane]
Children grow up and abandon you,
To die broken and alone.

[Marty]
Scallops take you to paradise,
But your asshole will atone!

[Everyone]
Whoo!
Life is a fucked up mess!

[Matthew]
People are horrible!

[Everyone]
Life is a fucked up mess!
Life is a fucked up mess!
Oh, it's a shit show!

[Matthew]
It's all just heartbreak and misery!

[Everyone]
Life is a fucked up mess!
Life is a fucked up mess!

[Matthew]
No-one is truly happy!

[Everyone]
Life is a fucked up mess!

[Ghost of Duke Ellington]
And it doesn't get any better when you're dead!

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