Kurt Blizerian is the older brother of Val and Jay Bilzerian and the son of Guy and Jenna Bilzerian.
Biography[]
In "Sleepover: A Harrowing Ordeal of Emotional Brutality", Kurt and Val tortured their brother Jay, as usual. When Nick and Andrew came over for a sleepover, they tormented them too, by bribing them into Fight Clubing each other with The Italian Stallion porn video. After putting up with enough of their shit, Nick and Andrew beat them up and escaped the house with the porno.
In "Pillow Talk", Jay's fuck pillow, Pam, gave birth to Scorpion, who turned out to actually be the lovechild of Kurt, proving that Kurt snuck into Jay's room and fucked Pam while Jay wasn't looking.
Appearance[]
Kurt Bilzerian is a Greek-Armenian late teenage boy that has a black buzz cut with two lines indented into the side, dark brown eyes, and black pronounced eyebrows. He is almost always seen in a light gray and white tanktop with a (seemingly) dark blue outline around the neck and arms, navy jeans that go over his pink shoes, and a hat that is green on the sides and top; white on the front; and a darker yellow marijuana leaf on the front.
Episode Appearances[]
- Sleepover: A Harrowing Ordeal of Emotional Brutality
- Pillow Talk (Voice Only; Pictured)
- The Head Push (Flashback)
- The Shame Wizard (Pictured)
- Steve the Virgin (Mentioned)
- The Planned Parenthood Show (Fantasy Version)
- Florida (Mentioned)
- How To Have An Orgasm
- The ASSes
- Super Mouth
- The New Me
- Four Stories About Hand Stuff
Trivia[]
- He is the true father of Scorpion.
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