I Feel Like Shit (This Must Be Love) is a ballad that Andrew and Missy sing together in Requiem for a Wet Dream after agreeing to be “boyfriend” and “girlfriend”.
Andrew: When we’re together,
Andrew: My insides throb like my intestines are in my heart.
Missy: (I know and…) And I’m reduced to a trembling heap,
Missy: Of hives and nervous farts.
Both: What’s this feeling?
Both: My organs bind and cramp.
Both: And I nearly poop my pants,
Both: Every time I see ya.
Both: Oh I feel like shit!
Both: This must be love.
Andrew: I’m nauseous from the stress!
Missy: And I’m a gassy rashy mess.
Andrew: I’ve got a boner in my chest!
Both: Cause I'm in love.