The Go-Gurt Burglar is a little boy at Bridgeton Middle School, who steals people's Go-Gurts.
Biography[]
The Go-Gurt Burglar made his first appearance in "Requiem for a Wet Dream", when Matthew and Jessi were looking for a third person to be their partner in the science fair. Jessi suggested The Go-Gurt Burglar but Matthew declined. The Go-Gurt Burglar appeared, hiding behind a table with a Go-Gurt and laughing mischievously as he lowered himself down behind the table.
In "Am I Normal?" Coach Steve started having an allergic reaction because of his lactose intolerance. He immediately suspected that somebody brought a Go-Gurt into the gym. The Go-Gurt Burglar was shown to be the culprit, hiding behind the bleachers, giggling with a Go-Gurt. Matthew announced The Go-Gurt Burglar's presence over the microphone.
In "Smooch or Share", the defeat of The Shame Wizard meant that everyone was allowed to live out their deepest fantasies without being shamed. The Go-Gurt Burglar stipped down to his undies and squirted Go-Gurt tubes all over himself.
In "My Furry Valentine", The Go-Gurt Burglar sang in the chorus of the song, Valentine's Day.
In "Rankings", in the boys locker room, Nick, Andrew, DeVon, and Jay were discussing how hot it was that Ali was pansexual. At this time, The Go-Gurt Burglar appeared hiding behind the lockers and laughing with a Go-Gurt, implying that he thought it was hot that Ali was pansexual as well.
In "Disclosure the Movie: The Musical!", The Go-Gurt Burglar was one of the choral singers in Disclosure.
In "Super Mouth", The Go-Gurt Burglar got the superpower to fly, by squeezing his Go-Gurts to shoot laser fire out of them.
In "The Shane Lizard Rises," it is revealed that The Go-Gurt Burglar has a large penis.
Episode Appearances[]
- Requiem for a Wet Dream
- Am I Normal?
- Smooch or Share
- My Furry Valentine (Cameo)
- Rankings
- Disclosure the Movie: The Musical! (Cameo)
- Super Mouth (Cameo)
- The Shane Lizard Rises
- Graduation