Life Is a Fucked Up Mess is a song performed and danced to by the guests of Jessi's Bat Mitzvah. It is a reworded and rearranged variation of "The Electric (Slide)"
Lyrics[]
[Jessi]
Love doesn't last forever,
It will die and break your heart.
[Shannon]
And you can't have a sexual awakening,
Without tearing lives apart.
[Nick]
Take your mom for granted,
And you'll lose her in due time.
[Greg]
The only way to dull life's pain,
Is get stoned out of your mind!
[Everyone]
Whoo!
Life is a fucked up mess!
Life is a fucked up mess!
Life is a fucked up mess!
Oh, it's a shit show!
[Andrew]
Never share your feelings,
Or life will kick you in the face.
[Missy]
Sometimes everything moves so fast,
You throw up all over the place.
[Diane]
Children grow up and abandon you,
To die broken and alone.
[Marty]
Scallops take you to paradise,
But your asshole will atone!
[Everyone]
Whoo!
Life is a fucked up mess!
[Matthew]
People are horrible!
[Everyone]
Life is a fucked up mess!
Life is a fucked up mess!
Oh, it's a shit show!
[Matthew]
It's all just heartbreak and misery!
[Everyone]
Life is a fucked up mess!
Life is a fucked up mess!
[Matthew]
No-one is truly happy!
[Everyone]
Life is a fucked up mess!
[Ghost of Duke Ellington]
And it doesn't get any better when you're dead!