Everybody Bleeds is a song from the episode Everybody Bleeds, sung by a Singing Tampon (voiced by Mark Rivers). It is a slow and down beat ballad that ends with a titular refrain.
Lyrics[]
When the ovum first descends,
It is expelled.
And it's expelled with the uterine lining.
And the flow,
And the menstrual flow begins.
Out the vagina,
Out the vagina it all comes sliding.
No, no you're not alone.
Cause everybody bleeds,
From time to time.
So let flow.
Friendships fall apart,
And leave a shameful stain,
On the white pants of your heart.
And everybody bleeds.
Like your insides are exploding.
Everybody bleeds.
Life's all heartaches, cramps and bloating.
Everybody bleeds.
Trivia[]
- This song is an obvious parody on the R.E.M. song, "Everybody Hurts".
- This song was reprised in the credits of the episode, this time sung by Aimee Mann.