| “ | And now you're worried you're a homosexual? Nicky, a man can touch another penis, or even kiss one, very lightly, and it still doesn't necessarily mean he's a homosexual. | ” |
—Elliot Birch to Nick Birch in Ejaculation
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Elliot Birch (real name: William Alastair MacGregor) is a supporting character in Big Mouth. He is the kindhearted husband of Diane Birch and the Father of Judd Birch, Leah Birch and Nick Birch and his daughter who is the first born child.
Appearance[]
Elliot is a white-skinned man with dark-brown hair that has two visible light brown streaks and light blue eyes.
He wears a blue suit, a lilac shirt, and brown shoes.
Personality[]
Elliot is a very kind and gentle doctor who was married to Diane Birch that he was a happy, generous, smart and fatherly man with Nick Birch.
Biography[]
Elliot was born as William MacGregor in Scotland to Seamus MacGregor, before they immigrated to New York. He had a hard childhood as his father never showed him love and forced him to continue the family's warrior gene. After he ripped a boy's nipples off, he ran away from home. Eventually, he changed his name to Elliot Birch and went on to pursue a career as a cardiologist hoping to use his strong hands to heal people instead of hurting them. While studying at medical school he met Diane, whom he later married and had three children whom he named Judd Birch, Leah Birch and Nick Birch. Sometime before, during, or after this, he bought the house that Duke Ellington died in and where the Ghost of Duke Ellington currently resides.
In Season 1 Episode 1, he very openly admits that he loves his family who also tells Nick and Andrew Glouberman that he loves them as they are leaving the dinner table. Later on in this episode, he admits to Nick that he doesn't have a very big penis, and that touching or gently kissing another man's penis is not gay.
Relationships[]
Family[]
- Seamus MacGregor - formerly estranged father.
- Diane Birch - Diane is Elliot's wife.
- Judd Birch - Judd is Elliot's older son.
- Leah Birch - Leah is Elliot's second daughter.
- Nick Birch - Nick is Elliot's younger son.
- Unnamed first born child first daughter
Episode Appearances[]
- Ejaculation
- Am I Gay?
- Girls Are Horny Too
- Pillow Talk
- Requiem for a Wet Dream
- The Head Push
- I Survived Jessis Bat Mitzvah
- Am I Normal? (Non-Speaking Cameo)
- What Is It About Boobs?
- The Shame Wizard
- Steve the Virgin
- The Planned Parenthood Show (Imagination)
- Drug Buddies
- Guy Town
- Smooch or Share (Mentioned)
- The Department of Puberty
- My Furry Valentine
- Girls Are Angry Too
- Cellsea
- Obsessed
- Florida
- How To Have An Orgasm
- The ASSes
- Disclosure the Movie: The Musical!
- Super Mouth
- The Hugest Period Ever (Imagination Sequence)
- Cafeteria Girls
- Nick Starr (Future Version)
- What Are You Gonna Do?
- No Nut November
- The Shane Lizard Rises
- Lovebugs (Pictured)
- The Green-Eyed Monster
- Thanksgiving
- I Fucking Hate You (Cameo)
- A Very Big Mouth Christmas (Cameo)
- Sugarbush
- Re-New Year's Eve (Cameo)
- The Hookup House
- Twenty Two and You
- Andrew's Gunna Touch Boob Tonight
- The Apple Brooch
- Dadda Dia!
- The Parents Aren't Alright
- Fucked Up Friday