| “ | Why so serious, Andrew? Feeling a litte NUTS!? MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! | ” |
—Chodeker in The Shane Lizard Rises
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The Chodeker is an evil tiny penis with a slit-open scrotum, belonging to Andrew Glouberman. He appeared in "The Shane Lizard Rises".
Biography[]
In "The Shane Lizard Rises", Andrew felt self-conscious about his copious amounts of pubic hair and tried to trim his pubes with his dad's massive safety scissors. However, he accidentally slit open his scrotum. Andrew worried that his testicles would slip out of his scrotum slit. With the help of Maury, Andrew tried to make things better by lathering some Nair on his crotch but the Nair he used had expired in February of 1986 so this just made his chode smoke. The Shame Wizard suggested he use some hydrogen peroxide but this only made it sting and it also turned his pubes green. Lastly, Andrew tried dunking on some baby powder but all this did was turn it white. At this point, his penis came to life and started laughing mechanically at him and thus, The Chodeker was born. The Chodeker mocked Andrew for being such a loser and Andrew fell down the stairs with his dick out, trying to get to the Hospital. When his dad found out about it, he had him rushed to the hospital, where his chode started singing. Apparently, Andrew was the only person who heard his penis singing and he just sounded like a diluted lunatic, so Dr. Ingle had him sedated. When Andrew woke up, his penis was completely missing from his crotch. The Chodeker was then shown, walking around on its own in a labcoat and it set off a bomb to blow up the hospital.
Trivia[]
- The Chodeker is a parody on the DC supervillain, The Joker.
- When he blew up the Hospital, this was a reference to The Joker blowing up Gotham Hospital in the movie, "The Dark Knight".