Brad Polumbo is a couch pillow as well as Jay's boyfriend. He is in a polyamorous relationship with Jay and Suzette. He first appeared in "The Department of Puberty". He is voiced by Gil Ozeri.
Biography[]
Brad Polumbo first appeared in "The Department of Puberty", when he came to life and catcalled Jay as he was walking down the hallway of his house. Brad asked Jay for sex but Jay was hesitant, since he was already dating Suzette but Brad promised to keep a secret. Jay went into the closet to get a blowjob from Brad, which he ends up enjoying. Brad explains that because he's a man, he knows how to please a man, himself. Jay finds it odd that he enjoyed a blowjob from a male pillow shortly after kissing a boy in "Smooch or Share". They are both walked in on by Suzette, who has witnessed the entire thing and can't believe who Jay has become. Jay went back to have sex with Suzette later and started to decide he enjoyed sex with both of them. Suzette gave Jay the ultimatum that it was either her or Brad and if she chose her, he'd have to burn Brad. Jay went down to burn Brad, only to see Brad fucking Suzette. Suzette announced that she had a change of heart and said that she loved Brad too. Brad invited Jay to join them for a threeway, which he did, thus beginning their polyamorous relationship.
In "My Furry Valentine", Jay had a threesome with Brad and Suzette and became the "Ultimate Fuck Machine". For Valentine's Day, Brad said that he wanted to do a crossfit workout session, while Suzette said she wanted to have a nice candlelit dinner. Brad wondered how they were both gunna share them but Jay assured them that he'd be able to do them both and give them each a perfect Valentine's Day.
Appearance[]
Brad Polumbo is a maroon armrest couch pillow with blue eyes, gray eyebrows, and pronounced lips.
Personality[]
Brad Polumbo is a smooth-talking dirty-minded couch pillow, who loves having sex with people and other pillows, no matter how scandalous and wrong it may be.
Episode Appearances[]
- The Department of Puberty
- My Furry Valentine
- Rankings
- The New Me (Non-Speaking Cameo)
- What Are You Gonna Do?
- No Nut November
Trivia[]
- For some reason, he is listed as one of the people Alice Wong wants to kill in the Human Resources episodes, "Rochelle, Rochelle" and "Pity Party". How Alice even knows about Brad's existence is completely unknown.