Black Jesus Christ is the Afrocentric version of Jesus Christ, who serves as a religious deity to Elijah, giving him advice and helping him out. He appeared in "Rice Purity Test".
Biography[]
In "Rice Purity Test", Black Jesus showed up when Elijah was dancing with Missy and not leaving room for him. Elijah felt worried that he was sinning by doing this but Black Jesus assured him that there was nothing to worry about since the whole thing about dancing being a sin was just something that white people made up because they weren't as good at dancing as black people were, giving Elijah the go-ahead to dance provocatively with Missy. Despite this, Elijah still freaked out and Black Jesus comforted him. Mona asked Black Jesus to turn her panty-pliers into a vodka martini, which he did, giving him a good blessing from Mona. Elijah later told Black Jesus that he would rather take things slowly with Missy and Black Jesus totally understood. He also mentioned how toxic his fanbase was and all of the horrible things they do in his name. Black Jesus and Mona later agreed that Missy and Elijah were dorks and Black Jesus turned Mona's vodka martini into a vibrator, as per her holy wish.
Trivia[]
- His phone case has a picture of a cross on it.
- Black Jesus eats granola bars.